Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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knock knock come in !

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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How about that airline food?

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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