- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

the power to turn magnetism into light

what is the world worst joke? this one

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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