- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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