- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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