- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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