- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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