Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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A dancer walks into a barre

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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