- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

penis. nuff said.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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