- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What's big and purple? Barney

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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