- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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