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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Roses are flowers.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you call an blank test? an F

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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