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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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