Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

knock knock who's there ?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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