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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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