- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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