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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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