Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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