- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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