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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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