Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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