- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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