- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Once, I went to Peru.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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