- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Im gay What about you

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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