- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A man did not like this site

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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