You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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