what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Knock Knock.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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