What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What do you call a black man? A person

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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My friend harris is fat.

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like if your cool

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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