- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

why was kade sad? he shit himself

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