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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

I put my baby in a microwave.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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