What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Death by kayak

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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