Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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