- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Go away still nothing to see

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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