Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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