What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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