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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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