Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Anti Joke

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