What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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