A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Justin Bieber

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