- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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