- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

It's all Taggart

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Carrot fingers

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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