What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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womens rights

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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