- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

womens rights.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Yes

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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