What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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