Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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