Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Anti Joke

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