- Anti Joke

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike