Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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knock knock Goodbye

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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