Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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