- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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