- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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