- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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