What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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