Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Albert your flies undone.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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