What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Anti-jokes are funny.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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