- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

a dyslexic man walked his god.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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