What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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