AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Your big dick.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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