Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

i dont fisish anythi

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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