- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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