- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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