Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

womens rights

whats worse than failing your maths test?

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Dane Cook makes a joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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