What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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