- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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