What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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