- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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