- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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