- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's 1+1? 69.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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