- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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