- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.