Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Hello penis

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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