- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Who's on first? Garvey.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

men, men like men= men+bed

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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