what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

You idiot.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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