- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

9/11 my birthday

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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