- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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