Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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A seal walks into a club.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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