What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Rylan Clark

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

someone called someone else a frog

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Anti Joke

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