What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Hello.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Pain Olympics.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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