what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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