YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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