Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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