What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Anti Joke

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