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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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