What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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