- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

No antijoke here.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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