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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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