- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Chris is hairy

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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