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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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