- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why are white people white? I don't know

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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