- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock, Knock Come in

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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