A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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