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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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