- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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