- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

I agree to the terms and conditions

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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