hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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