- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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