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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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