Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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