the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Jesus Christ

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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