relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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