- Anti Joke

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Yes

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY