A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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12 in general

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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