- Anti Joke

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused