Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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