What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Justin Bieber

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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kkkk

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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