- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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