What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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