- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

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