Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Your big dick.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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