a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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