- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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