I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Knock knock. Its open.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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