What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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