- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

knock knock Goodbye

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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