qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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