Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Cripples are lame.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Chris Bosh's neck

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Anti Joke

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