I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Anti Joke

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