- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Ben Corbishley

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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