Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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