- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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