- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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