- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

And you honored it I see :P

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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