- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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