- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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