Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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