- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Cripples are lame.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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