Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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haha

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Denard Robinson

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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