Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Women's Rights

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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