- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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