- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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