- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Dislike if you are a prostitute

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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