Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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