- Anti Joke

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.