- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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