- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What is my name? I dont know

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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