So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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