Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

No it doesnt..

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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