Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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