2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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