- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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