A man penetrates another man.

this website even though its hilarious.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What page are you on The gay page.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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