Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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