What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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star wars kid

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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