- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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