- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

you give like i give lomain

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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