- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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