What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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