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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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