- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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