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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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