Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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