- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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