- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What long black and tasty? Licorice

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