Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

i am a dino. RAWR.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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