- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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