- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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