- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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