Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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