- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Take part of what?

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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