- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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