Rylan Clark

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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