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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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