- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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