My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Pickle

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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