A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Yellow People !!

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Small Penis.

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Anti Joke

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