two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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