- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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